if i be nice to you, dont question it, just go with it or it wont happen again thanks.
foxnewsofficial: thanks for liking my post was your reblog button not working or
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
wurnbo: did i allow u to have fun without me
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING...
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
mydeaddog: do you ever feel like youre decaying slowly because youre lonely and bored and have a lot of self hatred
mukuroikusaba: seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
trvsh: hey baby are you into broke unstable losers
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
getoffmybloghoe: accidentally ripping out your own headphones
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog